Its what our system produces. He discusses political stance and also societal beliefs on the environment, and the Earth's resilience towards bombardment by pollution. They own you. Moses could have carried them down the hill in his pocket. "Now, there's one thing you might have noticed I don't complain about: politicians. Carlin is funny as hell. "No child left behind. GEORGE CARLIN: I want to tell you something about words that I think is important. Pfft! Use section headers above different song parts like [Verse], [Chorus], etc. I don't words that conceal reality. He was also known for his outspoken views on government and politics. But here's the thing: social media isn't real life. Been through earthquakes, volcanoes, plate tectonics, continental drift, solar flares, sun spots, magnetic storms, the magnetic reversal of the poleshundreds of thousands of years of bombardment by comets and asteroids and meteors, worlwide floods, tidal waves, worldwide fires, erosion, cosmic rays, recurring ice agesAnd we think some plastic bags, and some aluminum cans are going to make a difference? You have owners. [masturbation gestures] It doesnt mean a fucking thing. The politicians, the celebrities, and the lawyers, and although their level of insincerity is astonishing, it's still kinda fun to hear them talk. They dont fall out of the sky. In particular it's fun to listen to Washington talk. Update this biography George Carlin was an American stand-up comedian, actor, social critic and author. xref <<76B7883B53B3B2110A00D082ECFCFC7F>]/Prev 777933>> According to Carlin, religion is one of humanitys greatest swindles and created nothing but lies, conflict, and suffering. George Denis Patrick Carlin (May 12, 1937 June 22, 2008) was an American stand-up comedian, actor, author, and social critic. Press J to jump to the feed. Then you're just what they're looking for. 9 minutes; 13,650 views; May 13, 1999 186 0 obj But theres a reason. endobj Well, not overnight, you cant see the sun at night. A clean place to live. It's like the Wild West of the internet, but with more trolls. So if you are easily offended dont click the link. They dont fall out of the sky. They want it back so they can give it to their criminal friends on Wall Street, and you know something? for Caitlin & Johnny - 2015, Korey Soderman (via Kyle): 'All our lives I have used my voice to help Korey express his thoughts, so today, like always, I will be my brothers voice' for Kyle and Jess - 2014, Bruce Springsteen: 'They're keepers of some of the most beautiful sonic architecture in rock and roll', Induction U2 into Rock Hall of Fame - 2005, Olivia Colman: 'Done that bit. That's the problem in this country too many people getting on with their lives. 'Look at me, I'm so happy and successful and loved!' They OWN YOU. The Wealthy the REAL owners! I dont vote. (LAUGHS). Maybe you'll find some of the features useful , Ignore this comment if your post doesn't have a prompt. They come from American parents, American families, American homes, American schools, American churches, American businesses, American universities, and theyre elected by American citizens. THIS IS A RUSH TRANSCRIPT. Everyone's taking pictures of themselves, all the time. Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window), Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window). Shut the fuck up! %%EOF In April 2004, he placed second on the Comedy Central list of "Top 10 Comedians of US Audiences".The first of Carlin's 14 stand-up comedy specials for HBO was filmed in 1977. A person who routinely spends his days torturing the language complains; POLITICIAN:THEY TWISTED MY WORDS. Press question mark to learn the rest of the keyboard shortcuts, Use the actual ChatGPT bot (not GPT-3 models) for all your conversational needs, Try out the powerful GPT-3 bot (no jailbreaks required for this one), Generate unique and stunning images using our AI art bot, Chat with the BING Chat bot and see what it can come up with (new and improved! . Everyone experiences pain, of course. It's our undeniably superior (almost god-like) intelligence that made life difficult for us when we were children. They got you by the balls. You enjoy yourselves. xWnF}WDh%&^6F%&T{84e[A0@-3wUr-*l:, XF{HT+T0?LL q8"y1yY0LV"vQ|8:GwPBr,&]Qt7oz5n Hi speech lovers,With costs of hosting website and podcast, this labour of love has become a difficult financial proposition in recent times. It's like, 'Hey, look at me, I'm having a good time. He said: Once you leave the womb, conservatives don't care about you until you reach military age. Then watch the video. It will be a lot of fun. Subreddit to discuss about ChatGPT. Results like these do not belong on the rsum of a Supreme Being. Fuck hope! Retweets do count. Its almost a poetic rap. Famous Quotes by George Carlin about Politics. People are stupid because, well, people are stupid. https://ad.style/. <> The transcripts I could find always sucked. And then, maybe, put down your phone and go have an actual conversation with someone. % They come from American parents, and American families, American homes, American schools, American churches, American businesses, and American universities. But here's the thing: you don't need social media to be happy. Theres a reason. endobj For added emotional impact sons and daughters can always be substituted for men and women and so I think we can sum this up. The stand up comic was an artist who did more than articulate the public's subconscious; he. George Carlin: I'm in Hollywood, Los Angeles. endobj Let's all tell each other what we're doing every minute of the day. And term limits aint gunna do ya any good. Sure, here's a possible transcript of George Carlin talking about social media: "Let's talk about social media. George Carlin on why he likes disasters and people under pressure, and why the planet is doin' just fine. Just a thought.". Carlin was noted for his black comedy and reflections on politics, the English language, psychology, religion, and various taboo subjects. CHALLENGES! You have OWNERS! Everybody says they suck. And just dumb enough to passively accept all these increasingly shitty jobs with the lower pay, the longer hours, the reduced benefits, the end of overtime and vanishing pension that disappears the minute you go to collect it, and now theyre coming for your Social Security money. His political commentary was scathing and on par with any of the greats, Pryor, Chappelle, Bruce. And theyre elected by American citizens. By the way, its the same big club they use to beat you over the head with all day long when they tell you what to believe. But just as pressure and heat transform coal into diamonds, it's that frustration, social pressure and the heat of anger that transforms us into comedians. George Carlin was one of the most well-known and beloved comedians of all time. This legendary rant is even better when read. Well, we know what they want. THE FOOD IS GREAT BUT PUBLIC SERVICE IS TERRIBLE. trailer It's always the whole thing. These people on social media, they're not your friends. If you are interested in using one of my images for your website, or if you would like a print, please contact me directly (See the Contact tab). You enjoy yourselves; itll be a lot of fun. Quick Guide. Then youre just what theyre looking for. It is a crisis of confidence', Crisis of Confidence speech - 1979 , Jon Stewart: "They responded in five seconds", 9-11 first responders, Address to Congress - 2019, Jacinda Ardern: 'They were New Zealanders. Who in fact did not even leave the house on election-day, am in no way responsible for what these people have done, and have every RIGHT to complain as loud as I want, about the mess YOU created, that I had nothing to do with. George Carlin was known for his insightful and humorous observations on modern society, including his thoughts on social media. They want obedient workers. Before his death in June 2008, comedian George Carlin spent 10 years working on a memoir, Last Words, with his longtime friend Tony Hendra. They made questioners out of us and they really didnt have any answers. I'm getting tired of that shit. %PDF-1.3 That's always a nice touch, American people. And term-limits aint going to do you any good. We could see through the hypocracy and illogic of our parents and teachers, but because of our age and size we couldn't do anything about it. (CLAPS, LAUGHS). And let's not forget about YouTube. Well off-course not only is it possible its inevitable and thats when he's at his very best and that's when he trots out the really good stuff. 189 0 obj He pretty much smashed the nail squarely on the head. ', Illustrator of the Year, British Book Awards - 2018, Tina Fey: 'Only in comedy is an obedient white girl from the suburbs a diversity candidate', Kennedy Center Mark Twain Award - 2010, Sacha Baron Cohen: 'Just think what Goebbels might have done with Facebook', Anti Defamation League Leadership Award - 2019, Greta Thunberg: 'How dare you', UN Climate Action Summit - 2019, Charlie Munger: 'The Psychology of Human Misjudgment', Harvard University - 1995, Lawrence O'Donnell: 'The original sin of this country is that we invaders shot and murdered our way across the land killing every Native American that we could', The Last Word, 'Dakota' - 2016. Global Search Search In. Well where do people think these politicians come from? THIS COPY MAY NOT BE IN ITS FINAL FORM AND MAY BE UPDATED. See they don't DECIDE; they DETERMINE. 4 Mar. They are us', Address to Parliament following Christchurch massacre - 2019, Dolores Ibrruri: "No Pasarn!, They shall not pass! Marc Allan: Good, thanks for calling. Carlin was noted for his black comedy and reflections on politics, the English language, psychology, religion, and various taboo subjects. In fact, it might be the thing that's making you unhappy. Two is all you need, folks. Thats a nice campaign slogan for somebody: The public sucks! As for me, Ill be home on that day, doing essentially the same thing as you, the only difference is, when I get finished masturbating, Im going to have a little something to show for it folks. e d u / e t d / 4 7 1)/Rect[72.0 131.7406 279.0264 143.4594]/StructParent 6/Subtype/Link/Type/Annot>> That somehow we're gonna put in jeopardy this beautiful little blue-green ball that's just a-floatin' around the sun? The PEOPLE are fucked. <>/MediaBox[0 0 612 792]/Parent 175 0 R/Resources<>/Font<>/ProcSet[/PDF/Text/ImageC]/XObject<>>>/Rotate 0/StructParents 0/Tabs/S/Type/Page>> George Carlin: Dumb Americans. But he wasn't always a . No contest. Carlin considered conservatives and Republicans the greedy, warmongering class in political ideologies. THOU SHALT NOT TAKE THE NAME OF THE LORD THY GOD IN. But a comedian has the ability to use their anger and intelligence to refocus and reconstruct their pain into entertainment. George Carlin - Euphemisms I don't like words that hide the truth. D} 8 &L$` %pPyZnC*ss9Qm^-u~Y]5;D- p?Ds+A$%C"CXU@5M`mO=YK6l[f0xc5j D6C"NMUCDV#[7q&>O!WsDm~ |!=?H^wM $M:w085uk8OaP;,p|Jp@H0 O#NE\f&KXl1DHq0,>b4A !oPfcmxe5)l*1x,g FC[A9u71-tILKA n_B--jxQjB,=oINnh;> R# }bO 7?|`M S(5OdC0#K1EH-Llj[~y' c7ozi=w,PP&e~g$2! *@@Gh!'[G F.r *N-@LoX15XvGA4#Wb_"$,%%8@2% [wptabtitle]@Shoq[/wptabtitle][wptabcontent][twitter-feed username=shoq mode=feed id=323150247956193281][/wptabcontent] Very relevant for these times of high public paranoia about Global Warming! Michael Cooney was a speechwriter for @, George Carlin: 'Politicians don't actually say things, they INDICATE them', National Press Club - 1999. http://www.ravendevelopers.com/blog/2013/0 Bernie Sanders: 'So the next time you hear me attacked as a socialist, remember this', Georgetown University - 2015, Jimmy Carter: 'The threat is nearly invisible in ordinary ways. You got people walking around bumping into each other, looking down at their phones, tweeting, Instagramming, Facebooking, like they're all little paparazzi. Maybe something else sucks around here. Your vote is what determines the direction this Great Ship America will turn. Video Transcript - In Defense of Politicians (George Carlin, 1996) "Now there's one thing you mighta noticed I don't complain about: politicians. Watching the video and reading the transcript are, interestingly, two different experiences. Copyright 2017 iComedyTV.com. Required fields are marked *. You have no choice! They want your retirement money. 01. Copyright 2017 iComedyTV.com. George Carlin. It presents itself as fairness, yet attempts to restrict and control people's language with strict codes and rigid rules. Religion. I don't like euphemisms, or euphemistic language. [wptabtitle]Friends[/wptabtitle][wptabcontent][twitter-feed username=shoq mode=search id=323794037750513667][/wptabcontent] STANDS4 LLC, 2023. Two reasons. You crowned us', by Toni Morrison - 1988, for Michael Gordon: '13 days ago my Dads big, beautiful, generous heart suddenly stopped beating', by Scott and Sarah Gordon - 2018, Tara Westover: 'Your avatar isn't real, it isn't terribly far from a lie', The Un-Instagrammable Self, Northeastern University - 2019, Tim Minchin: 'Being an artist requires massive reserves of self-belief', WAAPA - 2019, Atul Gawande: 'Curiosity and What Equality Really Means', UCLA Medical School - 2018, Abby Wambach: 'We are the wolves', Barnard College - 2018, Eric Idle: 'America is 300 million people all walking in the same direction, singing 'I Did It My Way'', Whitman College - 2013, Shirley Chisholm: ;America has gone to sleep', Greenfield High School - 1983, Joe Marler: 'Get back on the horse', Harlequins v Bath pre game interview - 2019, Ray Lewis : 'The greatest pain of my life is the reason I'm standing here today', 52 Cards -, Mel Jones: 'If she was Bradman on the field, she was definitely Keith Miller off the field', Betty Wilson's induction into Australian Cricket Hall of Fame - 2017, Jeff Thomson: 'Its all those people that help you as kids', Hall of Fame - 2016, Dan Angelucci: 'The Best (Best Man) Speech of all time', for Don and Katherine - 2019, Hallerman Sisters: 'Oh sister now we have to let you gooooo!' I dont vote. Two reasons I dont vote. Hes right. Theyre not interested in that. They say, Well, if you dont vote you have no right to complain. But wheres the logic in that? Dog, Cat, Thinking. As I say, they're my work, they're my play, they're my passion. ,G0p%:::400-: @%L`n((lax@\0eF,q] \ .P+4 d3;P hnN*S fxsH>XDAA#beae:i5rY3h11(31013a_p_&]37CD\&k2N@TD}. It was during the waning of the Nixon years, where confidence in government was beginning its slide down to the Stygian depths where it rests today; the Vietnam War, and racial unrest, continued to rage on. Mr. GEORGE CARLIN: Here's another slogan you run into all the time "God Bless America." Once again, respectfully I say to myself what the (beep) does that mean. 4 0 obj It has to be the WHOLE THING. endobj It's like they're part of some kind of digital echo chamber. Better yet, and more ironic, 'THEY TWISTED MY WORDS.' They're a digital petting zoo. You can't have an opinion anymore without being labeled as something. But that would be much too direct! He said: Once you leave the womb, conservatives dont care about you until you reach military age. I recall many years ago, when he was guest-hosting the Tonight show, George Carlin having a somewhat strained political conversation with the comedian Shelley Winters. The truth is, obedience and respect should not be granted automatically. Because the owners, the owners of this country dont want that. Bruce Lee was raised Catholic and Buddhist. Thank you. I think I have done that bit', BAFTA acceptance, Leading Actress - 2019, Axel Scheffler: 'The book wasn't called 'No Room on the Broom! But in war times they quickly become, our brave young fighting men and women stationed half way around the world in places whose name's they(POLITICIANS) can't pronounce, wandering if they will ever see their loved ones again. I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Then share it far and wide with the little green button. And the problem is, we're comparing our real lives to other people's highlight reels. [/wptabs]. Complete biography of George Carlin . If you can afford a donation, it will help Speakola survive and prosper. You caused the problem. Two reasons I dont vote: first of all, its meaningless. https://www.scripts.com/writer/george_carlin/6024. 0000000016 00000 n The politicians are put there to give you the idea that you have freedom of choice. Write your screenplay and focus on the story with many helpful features. POLITICIAN:I ADVISED HIM THAT I HAD MADE A JUDGMENT. But it's all a facade. e d u / e t d)/Rect[230.8867 233.3227 416.9463 245.0414]/StructParent 4/Subtype/Link/Type/Annot>> It's like a bunch of robots pretending to be human. Most of the images you will find here are available for license or purchase. It's just a curated version of ourselves that we want to present to the world. This is the best we can do, folks. They want obedient workers. Several reasons. And secondly, I dont vote because I believe if you vote you have no right to complain. Now theres one thing you might have noticed i dont complain about: politicians. However, he calls himself an apatheist (meaning that he's an atheist who doesn't care about the topic). Marc Allan: Hi. 184 0 obj I'm so interesting, I'm so important!'. Incidentally, another way of expressing this sentiment is to say we're sending our young men and women to places the average American can't find on the map. Yeah, right. Everybody complains about politicians. I on the other hand, who did not vote, WHO DID NOT VOTE. [187 0 R 188 0 R 189 0 R 190 0 R 191 0 R 192 0 R 193 0 R] All day long beating you over the head in their media telling you what to believe, what to think and what to buy. So, I have solved this little political dilemma for myself in a very simple way. [wptabtitle]Blog[/wptabtitle][wptabcontent][/wptabcontent] I'M NOT SURE; I HAVEN'T DETERMINED THAT YET (LAUGHS). And so when finally all the facts come out and our subject seems quite guilty he employs that sublime use of the passive voice: POLITICIAN:MISTAKES WERE MADE. Every time. And we have the CONCEIT to think that somehow we're a threat? And don't get me started on the selfies. Now you can just hide behind a screen and fire off your misspelled, grammatically incorrect rants to thousands of strangers. Now, folks, a question for you. Juno3127 10 years ago You couldn't be more wrong. ], Your email address will not be published. Anthony Hopkins is a pantheist-Catholic-agnostic who believes strongly in God. POLITICIAN:WHEN HE RESPONDS TO MY INITIATIVE, I WILL REVIEW HIS RESPONSE, TAKE A POSITION AND MAKE A RECOMMENDATION. Please validate my existence. Clearly he's preparing us for something (LAUGHS). << /Length 5 0 R /Filter /FlateDecode >> Garbage ingarbage out. 0000082419 00000 n George Carlin on Voting Transcript Now there's one thing you might have noticed i don't complain about: politicians. As for the poor, they tell us theyve lost all incentive because weve given them too much money.[6]. If you vote and you elect dishonest, incompetent people and they get into office and screw everything up, well, you are responsible for what they have done. They should be based on the parents' performance. He is mostly non-political except for his involvement with the environmental organization, Greenpeace. The planet is fine. Something is wrong here. Something is definitely wrong. Personally, I think we still need to hoist our fannies perpendicular and hike ourselves to the ballet box for all elections. An INITIATIVE is an idea that isn't going anywhere! So I have solved this little political dilemma for myself in a very simple way: on election-day, I-STAY-HOME. However, most of his bile was reserved for conservatives and Republicans.

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