Nobody comments on it; it's clear that Steve doesn't expect to drink a lot. Did we have make-up sex?. Seriously. Tony said. Also, for that matter, are we actually dating? The words make his stomach churn with nervousness, but he ignores it. Never have I ever kept and used screenshots as blackmail, Tony said eyeing Natasha. So, Captain America's gay, Tony says into his VSOP. Never have I ever had sex with a dude. Which is pretty often. Nn. #brucebanner Everyone stared at Peter for a solid five seconds. It's not about what I think, Tony, Clint says. How long have Tony and I been dating? Tony's right behind him, wearing one of Clint's t-shirts, and Clint's wearing Tony's sweatpants. Clint, are you in fact five? Tony says, but he looks impressed. After a long mission in Russia, consisting of the entire team taking down a Hydra wannabe, the Avengers sat down in the lounging area to relax. #ironman Flash "Really?" This will probably be a few chapters or series. My homework was in the building " Matt explained. I thought we agreed that wouldn't be a good idea., No no, Tony says and shakes his head violently, something that throws him off-balance again. Seriously Tony? Nat, Sam, Clint, and Peter took a shot. Quit whining and drink up you perv, was all Rhodey said in answer. Worst idea ever, woke up on the ceiling with no memory of how I got there or how I was covered in glitter," I say and everyone nods. I'm not a thirteen year old girl, Stark, Clint says, his voice level. Good morning, Miss Romanoff! Tony doesn't walk into the kitchen. and "Oh! Bruce looks contemplative. Of course. Steve's smile turns rueful, and Clint's a little proud that the Cap is slowly learning that sarcasm is the best way to deal with Tony Stark. I don't think so.. It's a totally valid question!. Clint wonders, in the privacy of his own mind, if Tony actually did choose this game for team bonding and not just to determine the virginity of Captain America. Because Clint's gotta be honest; that thought freaks him out just a little. "Never Have I Ever been brainwashed." Peter said. Clint's half tempted to preposition Thor in some fucked up kind of revenge, but he realizes that if he does that, 1) his life will be a Lifetime movie, 2) he'll probably lose another friend, and 3) this time, Nat will definitely kick his ass. Then he wonders if Bruce can have sex at all without the Big Guy showing up. Devi Vishwakumar finally has it all. It's all right, Tony says and pats his forearm. Now. And the hand immediately retreats along with an annoyed huff from its owner. Huh. Tony frowns and kisses Clint, cautiously, like he's checking something. and Flash was looking a bit, what was it? Every agent of HYDRA is acquainted with pain of some sort. Not more running, at least, which I totally admit, I did most of the running, but yeah. I'm not, Tony says sourly, still massaging the shoulder Clint nearly ripped out of its socket. The Avengers - Ambiguous Fandom Relationship: Clint Barton/Tony Stark Characters: Clint Barton Tony Stark Steve Rogers Bruce Banner Thor (Marvel) Natasha Romanov Phil Coulson Additional Tags: Fluff and Crack Never Have I Ever Kissing Drunken Shenanigans Language: English Series: Part 1 of Play a Game Next Work Stats: Published: 2014-05-22 Words: Nah, you heard Steve. I'm not doing this right, am I? And now he just looks hopeless. So why did he suddenly feel like he was being avoided? "Never ever have I accidentally bent metal," Rohdey says and I laugh and take a gulp along with Uncle Bucky and Uncle Steve. There's only really been Bucky that I wanted to with. Hmmm, Tony says and pins Bruce with his science-stare. "Never Have I Ever had a girlfriend." Said Sam. Why, thank you, Anthony!. Peter had assumed it was some little science project that was supposed to improve his web-shooter fluid or something, but Mr. Stark had sent him an address in lower Manhattan with instructions to come in his suit. He's half-sleeping on Clint now, half beside him, and Clint doesn't bother to push him off. What the- are you going commando, Barton? Tony's voice is a little strangled. And today, he saw Jessica at school too, so he was ecstatic about that too. I should call Pepper! This way, Clint can make sure that it's not hot enough to scald Tony's throat and tongue. Never have I ever been on top of the Chrysler Building, Steve says. I'm not really he huffs and his ears grow pinker. We never actually dated, did we? Tony asks out of the blue and scrunches his nose. "Never ever have I worn a chicken on my head," Aunt Nat says and I take a drink and yet again I'm the only one. He's too tired and strung out for anything acrobatic, but he still finds his way to Tony's room. (Clint thinks Thor might actually be drunk at this point, too.) After another round of raucous laughter, Peter pulled himself together enough to keep the game going. #marvel Anyone we know? Now, he finds himself inside Peter Parker's body, his heart thumping against . Lindsay doesn't win. While we've done our best to make the core functionality of this site accessible without javascript, it will work better with it enabled. Right! Home again by CadenceIX, a good post endgame story with a less than ideal situation for peter as his friends have all aged up. Scott questions and I smirk. And out of those two, only one can be remedied, I'm afraid. Tony sighs dramatically before he straddles Clint and brushes their lips together. It's not about lying, Bruce explains. This is going to be so awesome, you guys, he babbles, and don't worry because I totally wasn't going for shawarma this time, I mean I really like it, and I know Thor and Steve do, but Barton, you've got that thing that you get because of Agent and I get it, so we'll just get some pizza or something wait, how do you feel about Greek? Lucky for him, in the two minutes it took MJ to return with a bag of the metal things, there had only been a great deal of laughter he had to deal with. Everything's floaty and his mouth tastes like what Jim Beam smells like, and Nat's let him snuggle up against her for the better part of an hour. That's just plain sad. Tony's eyes widened, how the fuck did that crazy lunatic get someone so sweet like Peter "Jesus Christ, Pete. Thor Odinson Doesn't erase the question. Alone. Clint snorts and turns over so he can see the annoying asshole he's about to fuck, and sees a strange softness in Tony's smile that he isn't used to. 3. Peter staired Stark directly in the eyes, slowly raising his glass and finished his drink, keeping a blank the entire time. I'm really sorry, Clint says, and promptly squirms back under the covers when he remembers that he's still naked. Pepper Pots I Dare you to say the Truth. Title from Eres t by Carla Morrison of course. Tasha? Clint says the next morning, when he finds her in the training room kicking Cap's ass. Tasha's brows draw in half a milimeter, and Clint knows she like him is trying really hard not to think of their team captain's supposed hard-on. He hadn't expected Peter to take another drink, however, in fact no one had. Or out of the bedroom. What could possibly go wrong, right?. Lindsay's bitching at her sister already and they're only in the preliminary round; she's going down. Because I do. Aye, a quest! he says and bangs his jug against the floor, and Clint is once again glad they stopped giving him glass mugs. Peter had never been drunk before, and now that he knew how quick his metabolism had cleaned his blood of the intoxicating stuff, he wasn't afraid anymore to take a drink with the team now and then. Not too bad, but I haven't slept in three days. i should continue that, and because i have writer's block and felt a moment of motivation, Paxton Hall-Yoshida/Ben Gross/Devi Vishwakumar, my benvi bias made itself known in the writing of this, but my love for every dynamic in the love triangle also made itself known, (if you consider canon proceeded as usual from 3.04 when reading this), never have i everplayed never have i ever. Hah. They were ready to get WASTED, with Vision on hand to make sure no one got alcohol poisoning. One thing was clear. Is it just in a suit, or on a suit as well?. Clint wakes long before Tony, and has time to take a shower and eat breakfast before Tony staggers into his relatively modest living room. "Okay, never have I ever," Natasha paused in thought "Nope, I've got nothing, pass. Yeah, okay, no. He's got his own floor, but it's just too fucking far right now, and he's feeling lazy. Peter worries too much about his secrets, and Ned doesn't worry at all. "Never have I ever," Tony was determined to think of something so outrageous that Peter couldn't of possibly done "Killed someone on purpose." Abe was laughing quite loudly at a joke Charles was telling. With Bucky, I was it was good. He breaks the stare he's got going with Bruce and opts for staring at the floor with a lost look. which, to be fair, was a good point. "Okay, my turn. Don't ask.. Never have I ever gotten drunk before 11am.". These kids are amazing! avengers fanfiction peter intern meets team cap and other people I can't remember right now. It wasn't until she had been on the run for months. "Nope, he's straight and started dating Cassidy from maths. "When did it happen?". Youre going commando when you help little old ladies cross the street? Sam asked. Yes, Tony says before Bruce can say no, and Clint just snorts and drinks up. You can't do that!" I'm too I'm fucking beat, man, he sighs when he's down to his boxer-briefs, and climbs onto the bed. And it was for science, Bruce says to Steve, if you wondered. Its a honest to goodness benvi modern shakespeare au without the random plotting cousin. or even 'I don't want to play, I will just watch' but Ned had looked at him with puppy eyes to rival his own and he had just sighed and wished all questions would be stupid and he didn't have to reveal some weird shit here. Yesh. Earlier in the day they fought against enchanted trees and not just one but two mad scientists, which explained why they were so exhausted and in need of a good game to play. Weak sauce, man. I WAS BORED SO DON'T KILL ME FOR THE RANDOMNESS PLEASE "So," asked Natasha. He thought that after the rollercoaster of a year that they were chill now. Natasha hums in agreement, and Thor looks delighted. Peter smirked. The thing is, Tony says when Clint walks out of his apartment the same night. The Avengers and team red were play never have I ever but it was the drinking version. "I was impersonating Bucket Head over there," I say pointing to Nova and he turns red. So why does she keep freezing up when he touches her? No, wait, don't ask Pepper because she knows too much, he adds and waves his hands, stumbling to his feet. Marvel: The Beast System Chapter 52, a Marvel + Avengers Crossover Natasha had her own seat, Clint sitting on the back while cleaning a few of his arrows from his quiver, and was sat sideways across it with her legs hanging over the armrest. Natasha sets down her mug and walks out of the room without a word. That is until she meets Peter Parker. Weak sauce, Sam jeered playfully. G'niiiiight, guys. Morning.. You mentioned that.. Only alcoholics use glasses, Tony huffs and grabs a bag of M&M's. "Are you sure there's nothing you'd like to say Petey?" But pain leads to power, or so people say, and Agent Sola certainly is powerful. All of the Avengers and Wade took a shot or for Wade, a sip of a juice box. Of course I am, just gimme, he whines and tugs at Clint's sleeve. Never have I ever Bruce swirls his half-emptied glass once, before looking mischievous. 5 Times Peter Parker Saved an Avenger - Archive of Our Own including: Never have I ever repurposed a common household item into a sex toy, then needed medical assistance because I had a foreign object stuck inside me, Tony cried. We play the fun rules, right? "Bullsh*t!" Clint wonders if Tony and Bruce slept together. MJ walked in wearing a fancy dress. She'll kick his ass on the next training, but that's cool. He stumbles forward and into Clint, scrabbling to get the phone back. shaka wear graphic tees is candy digital publicly traded ellen lawson wife of ted lawson avengers fanfiction peter falls asleep on tony. Why dont we start with the youngest and move clockwise in a circle? Okay, I suggest we go clock-wise with people asking questions, and I suggest that I start, since seriously, you guys. He's lying with his head in Tony's lap, and Tony plays with his hair while he watches a re-re-re-run of Beverly Hills 90210. They're lying in bed, embracing, making out, and it's probably one of the gayer things Clint has done but he doesn't mind. And of course you didn't have any ulterior motives at all, Bruce says, smiling. It sounds like a genuine question. Clint's stomach does a weird little tumble that Clint is definitely not going to analyze later, and he folds his arms and keeps his eyes on the screen. You foreseeing a lot of fighting in the future, then? Clint says and raises an eyebrow at him. Tony, Steve, Bucky, Nat, Clint, and Bruce took a shot. based on the song cardigan by taylor swift.devi tells her daughter the story of the night she met the love of her life. Of course Spider-Man is a klutz, Sam rolled his eyes good-naturedly. You felt someone grab your hand gently. Does anyone have any good Spider-Man fanfics or time travel avengers Tony Stark/ Iron Man. He stumbles forwards and clutches Clint's door frame to keep upright. Okay, but if Natasha kills me tomorrow, I'm blaming you. Sounds of Tony undressing, and Clint grunts in acquiescence. Then he revisits that thought and realizes what word he just used. Not that fond of the taste, to be fair, but it'll do nicely. Clint wonders, if Steve figured most of the questions asked would be related to sex (and again, Clint wonders whether the good Cap's still got his super-hymen in place), why he still seems so interested. I mean, are there any questions off-limits, or, Yes, Natasha and Clint say just as Tony says Nope, none!, Tony glares at them. Before they started, they all agreed to not let the game get sexual as there was a child present. "Never have I ever been awake for longer than 48 hours," Rohdey says and everyone but Aunt May takes a drink. He looks a little green around the edges, but mostly okay, so Clint nods at him. Mmm, neat. Abe ringed the bell, but Flash just shrugged and mumbled; 'in elementary school.' Sometimes the only way we could eat was to dine and dash, Steve shrugged. The Avengers were gathered in the common room, ready with bottles of booze for the drinking game of the century. So when I was first turned immortal, this guy name Francis locked me in this thing so I set it on fire. Clint starts sneaking into Natasha's room again, and she usually lets him curl up with her, because she knows what horrors lurk in his subconscious. Then I limped home" Peter explained. Tony grouses next to him for a few minutes more, until he gives up and shuffles back out. Proceed at the risk of your sanity. He knew Sally was lesbian or bi, but with MJ he didn't know. But fine, okay if your taking a drink could lead to the universe spontaneously imploding, don't do it. That was one time and I was drunk! That is a fine name, indeed, Thor muses. You're not even old enough," Dad questions and Ava smiles and just shrugs. I really don't wanna assault you in your sleep. 196 guests #spideychelle Maybe this game was fun after all. Fancy that., What? Oh, come on! "Experiment went wrong," Shuri says while the others shift around. Nice meeting you all." So does Thor. But, he had done those things as Spider-Man, so he could just ignore those things. But I was locked in a room so I couldn't get out. Team Red aka Deadpool, Daredevil and Spider-man If there are limits, the fun's gone. Romance Avengers Lokiandreader. "Never Have I Ever been brainwashed." "How?" Don't tell me you expected me to last this long.. The tension settles in like it plans to stay, but of course, Tony won't stand for that. Yeah, Im with Vision. Never have I ever woken up with no idea where I was, Wanda mused. Bucky wolf whistled. Marvel: The Beast System Chapter 100, a Marvel + Avengers Crossover fanfic | FanFiction. Despite his reputation he has a filthy mouth. Clint isn't exactly the once-a-year kind of guy himself, but he's pretty sure that Tony's number counts double of his own. she exclaimed, her own speech interrupted by her constant giggles. Why MJ chose him to 'be in charge', he didn't know. "Tortured," Everyone but Shuri, Uncle Bruce, Aunt May, and Scott says at once. We didnt have much of a choice, was all Steve said. His body's pleasantly loose and post-orgasm sore, Tony is a heavy but welcome weight on him, and they haven't said a word since Tony dragged them back into the bedroom. Ayelet was a child of Thanos, one of his favorites. A shit-eating grin covered his face. Eaten a cheeseburger really? Tony snarks. Sensitive information and details from missions. tip: katekyou "alternate universe" sort:>words. Nine pair of eyes looked at him. I'm gonna be down in the workshop for a while. We dated." avengers fanfiction peter falls asleep on tony That was pretty above-average, Orion, and you know it.. They were with the mob anyway, they could afford a little lost food., I admire your choice in which establishment to stiff, Tony pointed at Wanda. Sally, Seymour and MJ exclaimed; Peter shrugged again, weary of this interrogation. or 'never have I ever wore a dress.' Uncle Steve mocks himself and we all laugh. He had never been in a relationship before, the homecoming date with Liz a complete disaster. I mean, ask anyone. I mean that literally.. Yes, Tony says with a put-upon sigh. The Avengers Nope, not telling. ", No one complained, if they said she couldn't pass then they'd be there all year. Natasha's mouth quirks upwards in what, on a lesser person's face, would constitute as a fond smile. Sam cracked a small smile, glad to embarrass the secret couple. "Ouch" she groaned quietly into her pregnancy pillow, trying not to wake Paxton and reach towards the night stand to grab her phone and check the time 4:45 A.M. Move along, Rhodey continued to scowl, glaring murderously at Tony. Howard Gross takes his son to New York City when he is a child. It's going to be a hell of a ride. He knows hers, too. Would make sense., Huh? Steve looks between them. Matt said. " That's you stealer, Tony says and looks wounded. Hugging and stuff, that's I like that.. Sort of. I steal Ned and Tonys clothes. He didn't want this attention, as if he was somehow interesting, just because he had a scar. "You're the worse Clint" Peter said. Wade had taught him beforehand how to shoot and it was just so easy for him, like second nature "No big deal.". Peter and Thor drank there juice and shot. "I may or may not have a boyfriend." He doesn't want to linger on that thought, but he does. 5 Times The Avengers Broke the Internet and the 1 Time Stony Won The Bet, 2 Times Peter Was Almost Killed and 1 Time Peter and Clint Had 1 Thing In Common, 10 Times An Avenger Picked Him Up From School + 1 Time Tony Did. Ok, never have I ever cried to get out of trouble, Bucky declared. A lot. So, what's this, then? Clint asks and smiles. Ned Maybe it was because she somehow sensed he was the only one not even slightly drunk. When you're ready, when you're sure, and when there's nobody else in the middle. So why did the recent interactions between her boyfriend and her friend suddenly make her feel like she was starting all over again? Self explanatory but he is a Stark in all of them wether biological or adopted thought most of the time it will be adopted. She hasn't bothered with a glass. When they meet up in a hallway in the Tower, or watch a movie together while the other Avengers are otherwise occupied. Bucky, Nat, and Wanda took shots. Oh, now you have to tell, Barton. Sleep. Clint buries his head in the heavenly pillow again. When Clint wakes the next morning, cotton-mouthed and heavy with a pounding hangover-headache, there's a dick poking into his ass. "Never ever have I gotten shot," Aunt May says and everyone but her, Shuri, T'chall, and Scott takes a drink. You know Thor loves any and all things that combine alcohol, trading stories, and the ability to learn more about 'Midgardian customs'. Good night, Clint., Mmmm. He clings to her for another moment before attempting to stand on his own two legs. I've got all the good stuff on my level anyway, so I'll bring it down, and Thor said he'd introduce us to proper mead. But why the hell're you in my room, man? Now that the adrenaline's not as potent, his mind starts to alcohol-muddle again. Ok, never have I ever dined and dashed, Peter decided to start out with a relatively tame non-confession. Better known as MJ. All I asked was that you're honest with me whether it's about us being in a relationship or fuckbuddies or something completely different. Yeah, you're doing a bang-up job, Tony., Aaaand we're back on first-name basis! Tony says and does an actual fucking fist-punch in the air. Like you and Steve aren't the exact same. Clint chokes on his whiskey when he laughs. "Peter you go first" Wade said. Im not judging your choice in venue.. He speaks with exclamation marks a lot, and that only gets worse as he gets drunk, Clint knows. Tony grinds down against him, and Clint's hands settle on his hips on their own accord. Never Have I Ever Chapter 1, an avengers fanfic | FanFiction All of the original Avengers and Loki are holed up with no electricity, and get very bored. Thor chuckles and the two of them fist-bump. But the two of them don't bother replying, too busy ripping each other apart. Oh, sh- Tony! Immediately he releases the genius, who groans in pain and rolls his shoulder. After missions, when they need to get rid of some excess adrenaline and energy. I thought it was just a month and three weeks., Nope, she says and somehow manages to get behind the Captain, driving him to the floor with a well-aimed kick to the back of his knees. Shuffles a little closer to Tony. There certainly wasn't a lot of it in the circus; only a couple of times with Barney and the older kids, mostly just as a ploy for Clint's brother to get laid. So I miss the sex.. "Occasionally my webs will run out and it's not like cops are best at keeping their guns on their belts," He shrugged, pulling his legs up to his chest and smiling at the memory. Parker (Never Have I Ever) Shira (Never Have I Ever) Zoey (Never Have I Ever) Grief/Mourning Hurt/Comfort Best Friends Developing Relationship Self-Harm Des has a dark side Panic Attacks Single Parents Depression Non-Consensual Groping Teen Pregnancy Dream Dad Devi's life is turned upside down after a night at a party. Tony looks baffled, maybe? I don't know, Clint. "Hold up, got something you want to share Parker?" Never have I ever, an avengers fanfic | FanFiction Course it is. Get ready for my revenge- because its coming, Tony muttered in his drink. Steve, you animal, you.. For some reason a few members had brought alcohol, and now they were all sitting in Flash' and Abe's shared hotel room, drinking shots with the plastic cups from the bathrooms. It's my choice whether to tell the details or not.. Avengers: completed This story is complete. We gotta have that rule. So if you don't mind?, It takes a couple of seconds before Clint gets the implications so get the hell outta my room and when he does, he whines. "Language!" Most of the bottle's gone by now, so yeah, he's gonna have a shit day tomorrow. left kudos on this work. #scarletwitch It becomes a semi-regular thing. (The universe has a terrible sense of humor. You have my permission to 'cuddle' me whenever you so please, Captain.. Its called being gay, you hetero shoelace, Bucky rolled his eyes. "Who are you and how did you get past FRIDAY?" While we've done our best to make the core functionality of this site accessible without javascript, it will work better with it enabled. The game was being set up, and Peter could hear all the whispered ideas from his teammates. Would he say yes or no? He manages to wrangle Tony out of his clothes without much interruption, only a quiet Make-up sex? that Clint doesn't even bother to address. WHAT HAPPENS WHEN A MURDER VICTIM TURNS UP ON YOUR DOOR? So he leans over and whispers, loud enough that he knows Tony will hear, He's really good at swallowing.. I say putting my hands in the air defensive. I could send you some info about demisexuality? Bruce asks gently, his hand still lingering on Steve's shoulder. And the rest of you? Sam arched an eyebrow, surveying the perpetrators. And don't use the classified information clause to chicken out when the questions start to get interesting. Tony glares at each and every one in turn, except for Thor, because TMI has always been a bigger problem than the opposite when it comes to him. The title says it all, just a few random field trip one-shots made by yours truly. The elevator dinged. That's how you got him to move in here, Natasha points out. Tony squirms on the couch, but keeps a small distance. Clint and Tony (and the team) get drunk, fall into bed together, fall out of it, and fall back in again. "I'll explain later" Peter said. Okay, so I reacted kind of not-awesomely, but I mean, it came out of the blue and I've only been thinking about it for six days and it's not like we ever-. Bruce Banner/ Hulk Yeah, let's not, Clint murmurs back and doesn't miss the way Tony's smile widens. Demi, is that a bad thing?. Peter smiled, he never knew this. Stupid Sally. We're never gonna get started, are we? He lets himself fall back against the fluffy pillows and feels Natasha poke a finger into his side. Never Have I Ever (TV) - Works | Archive of Our Own It was not a mutual flirtation, and all Ill say is that it was a government official., Well color me surprised, said Tony. I am wounded that you would think something that awful of me, Agent Romanoff. How his teammates were able to bring so many flasks with them unnoticed, he had no idea. It's your choice., Yeah, but Tony makes an annoyed sound and rolls over so he's facing Clint. #fieldtrip Yeah, well, I didn't listen back then either, did I? Clint points out. Am I correct in that deduction? Vision asked. MJ grinned. Clint doesn't avoid Tony. It tickles. Betty and Ned were sitting close, hands almost touching on the floor, their bodies leaning a bit towards one another. Holy shit that was a amazhang thing to come back to, I can't thank you lot enough. I was way too early to be awake on a lazy Sunday. Tony, Peter, Natasha, Clint, and Bucky all drank. We all sit down in the living room and wait for Danny to take charge even if I was the leader of the junior team and Uncle Steve was the leader of the seniorteam. Clint blinks and looks at the ceiling, but the AI stays silent. The guy isn't being handsy; not even clingy. You go ahead, Tony, Steve says, and somehow manages not to sound condescending. And Bruce?. Bucky/ The Winter Soldier And they were all wrong. They're all pretty smashed at this point, save for Bruce (who's going easy on the good stuff) and Cap (whose ridiculous metabolism has already blown through all the alcohol he's consumed, rendering him annoyingly sober, in Clint's opinion), but Natasha doesn't lose all her composure and walls when she's drunk, unlike other people.

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