Yes. All this information and more is yours for the low, low price of 5 payments of $29.99! He tried to kill me! Most likely they test it BEFORE they add the extra stuff"Yep, Bob, this is some mighty pure water." YES, I'M YELLING! This has been bothering me for a while. Second of all, you would have to have the patience to read through all of this. In school, back before I even owned a computer, I'd type random words for long periods of time, 'cause I had nothing better to do. They are the samething, with the same look, and almost same name. There was something else I had to tell you loyal *cricket chirps, someone coughs* fans. I'm pretty sure that the "smelly yellow ball" that he started throwing was his own feces (poo). America? Behind the Scenes: How the British Library Digitizes One of the Worlds Biggest Books, View Leonardo Da Vincis Notebooks Online and Go Inside the Mind of a Genius, Library Places 1,600+ Occult Books Online With Help From The Da Vinci Code Author, 20+ Creative Gifts for People Who Love to Read. Today, I'm here to salute the Pointless Signs Of America! In any case, my theory means that playing video games is very cruel. He always enjoyed it because it meant that somewhere, he was the Supreme Dictator of the Galaxy. That's the point you're trying to get across? He is pure evil. *cheesy super-hero voice* Well, fear not, random citizen, for I, PSOPC am here! maybe the longest text ever. Or whatever. Maybe the evil little faeries with the sharp little teeth have put their evil faerie dust on my computer. Sonaturally I put her arch-enemy in my pocket and brought it home with me. This Book Is the Longest Sentence Ever Written and Then Published (2020), by humor writer Dave Cowen, consists of one sentence that runs for 111,111 words, and is a stream of consciousness memoir. [1], As a result, one linguistics textbook concludes that, in theory, "there is no longest English sentence. Ooooothats a great idea! i am tiredbut cannot go to sleep. For that matter, how do you know that ANYTHING but you exists! It's not fair. It MUST be true! You give to me? Couldn't you just stick some jelly in a piecrust and bake it? If you don't like it, start your own longest text ever. Apparantly my standards of weird have gone up. If you're following along, and not completly confused, you'll realize that it is better to be a pessimist than an optomist. I got to go to a huge library, and see Terminator 3 at the local theater. THE REST OF THE STUFF I TYPE WILL BE COMPLETLY IN CAPS JUST BECAUSE I CAN. As long as you don't mind a few more couch potatoes. Isn't that sort of ironic? I'm so happy! While. Almost all of the really long sentences are under 1,000 words. I'm completly and totally addicted. There is a world where you are a slave to your TOASTER OVEN. I see you have no reaction to that, do you Hypothetical Reader? I'd tell it to my little brother as a bed time story. I should be asleep. Now I must take my leaveand remember. *there's that darn cricket again* And I have a genuine question to ask all of my loyal readers *cough-cough* Okay, here it is: Is it normal for a non-gender specific sibling to carry around various dead reptiles (snakes, turtles, lizards etc.) It sucked. Anyone just randomly typing letters will eventually accidently write a word, right? I'd rather drink the "impure" tap water where at least I KNOW that someone, somewhere tested it. To compound the EVIL situationI was forced to wear feminine shoes. -2k of the longest characters. (it's edited, of course, to stay PG13**** signifies a random naugty word:)) "HEY, DOG ENTITY! It's like this. Though the record has been broken, Faulkner's legacy lives on. I found at that yet another one of my friends is reading this. That's just silly. During the weekdays, I get about seven hours of sleep (usually less) and wake up at 6:11 a.m. Yep. This highly experimental and abstract piece was published in a series of volumes beginning in 2007, with the final 19 volumes being published in 2008. Subliminal messanging also explains the successes of certain fast-food resteraunts, and brand name items. Pop-Up ad's help you get rid of pop-up ads? I was contemplating how my heavy load of books made me like a bulldozer and than I was about to suggest to my friend, "Meg" that we invent one. yeah. I finnaly get some free time to rant and rave and all my topics just magically melted away. So, I've decided that Moose works for some secret government organization, and that the feather is the key to the destruction of the world, and I am just blithely letting it enter our home, so that it may furthur its evil plans to destroy the universe. If you can still think during all that incessent beeping, you'll probably find evidence that I'm really paranoid. I don't think. I repeat, lock all you doors and windows, this is it. They're basically begging on the street. In otherwords, she's a small yappy dog who is big for her breed. Although I can't see why you care, because there is a large probability that you do not exist, because I don't think anyone is reading this anymore. Obviously I at least have a computerso, back to the organ grinders. I'm back, and I had yet another Asparagus War with some people. How could I forget the stupid Tootsie Roll Pop Commercials? I'm tired. Was it coherent? I'm sorry that my last few entries have been only about my various family antics. Not only that, Dum-B-Gon: stimulates weight loss, cures "any" illness, does simple houshold chores, never leaves the toilet seat up and is the perfect gentle companion for your kids. TAB members got pizzalots of pizzaand candy. CEASE YOUR FLATULENT WINDS AND HEAR MY MIND NUMBING EXPULSIONS OF WICKED NOISE! You could be floating out in empty space, conjuring nice little fantasies to relieve the monotony of being the only living being! It's okay. You KNOW I ran out of imaginary money last week when I bought that imaginary country. Now her sister sounds an alarm whenever she sees the evil feather. There have been several claims for the longest sentence in the English language revolving around the longest printed sentence. I have to get up really early to leave for home. Now, a long time ago, people were sort of smarter. ON TO THE CONPIRACY OF THE DAY! responsible for any faulty wiring or lack thereof in your computer. I'm sorry that today's rant isn't random, insane or completely chaotic, but I must right my experience with The Matrix before I forget. Sentences can also be extended by recursively embedding clauses one into another, such as[2][3], This also highlights the difference between linguistic performance and linguistic competence, because the language can support more variation than can reasonably be created or recorded. BYE!!! In some far off world, there are pokemonthere are an evil race of muffin like creatures, there is a world with ABSOLUTLY NO COMMERCIALS DURING TELEVISION! It's bad enough to go to school, leave school, go to work, leave work, do homework and then wait for my dad to get off of the computer so that I can do stuff. Longest English sentence - Wikipedia I am here to bring AWARNESS to your moosey soul! HenceforthCode: 666 of the Flaming Chickens Handbook states that under no circumstance will the Patron Saint of Paper Clips (guess who) be forced to wear anything other than a t-shirt and preferably black jeans. There is a world where you are a slave to your TOASTER OVEN. Okay. Anyway, I better go or the quality of this will go down in that evil downward spiral thing I discussed a few months back. I didn't know that they had such good technology back then. Air pressure. YeahI knowpathetic. Plus, the kids at the daycare (where I work, obviously) say that I'm "cool to talk to". Squirell? One person, started typing it not knowing what it was, and they'll continue typing it forever just because this is the list that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friends, some person started typing it notetc, etc. This would have resulted in the deaths of numerous pedistriansand I would still probably be wondering around in search of a McDonalds. It does all my Math for me. And #5: You can give each of your pets several weird names such as: Ringling-Raison-Bailey-Suzana-Midnight-Schultz, Squirell, Moose, Moose-Moose, Moosey-Moose, Linzey-Moose, Muffin, Squirell-Muffin, Yabby-Doodle, Abby Normal, Wiggle-Baby, Wiggle-Muffin, Witle-Baby, Cheese-Monkey, Muffin-With-Squirell-Juice, Squirell-With-Muffin Juice, Moosey-Juice, Squirell-Monkey, etc. So, fellow conspiracy nuts: Take down the evil governmental safety device and take it apart. By the way, TAB is a worthwhile, community-service organization. Now you may be wondering what horrible beast is Moose's arch-enemy. HILARIOUS! Wellbetter go before one of my two and half sane readers falls asleep:) Seeya! I would have sold the monkey and the organ and been able to eat for at least a year. I know, I took you completly by suprise. WOOF! I bet you wanna go eat some Ketchup covered Dum-B Gon right now, while watching "reality" TV. Do you know story about the longest story in the world? Maybe I'd seen it before, and that's where I got the idea. I previous time when I was studying with her (American Revolution, this time) I was trying to help her remember the difference between the Patriots(Patriotic to America) and the Loyalists (Loyal to Britain) She didn't know what the word patriotic meant. I asked her what the golden rule of christianity was. Like a muffin. Number Three: I could have studied and stuff. HA-HA! Maybe we're just really, really tired and had sugar. Not only that, but there are an infinite number of different kinds of intelligent life. I know, you were just crushed that nothing new was happening. Ahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *sniffle* I feel so sorry for you! It means that WAL-MART TV IS EVIL! Pastebin . But, act now, or it will be too late, and you will be one of the losers that we'll be laughing at, assuming we have air to laugh with. That my words somehow travel accross time (if only a few minutes) and are somehow picked up by future you, and that my responses are dictated by future you's reactions. I figure that even the people I manage to lure onto my site from neopets don't even bother to come to this particular page. I highly recommend you see the movie yourself. WHAT!? A profound statement, if I ever heard one. And lots of you are probably gloating 'cause you don't have to get up 'till 8:30. The current record holder for the longest english sentence is Jonathan Coe for his staggering 33-page, 13,955-word sentence in The Rotter's Club, 2001. I won't be able to feed my various imaginary pets and friends their beloved imaginary food! Or maybe it's everybody else that's weird. Wouldn't it make more sense to get a kazoo, if you're broke? Everyone, clap for "Meg".I gotta goseeya later! Scratch number seven. Any way, that's it for now. (No, I don't like any of those creepy "pop" stars. I was alerted to this growing problem in our world community by (Kat, the ruler of all that is almondy)and it greatly concerns me. As you read this Historicly Accurate Anecdote, you must realize the parallel between it and the fable The Emperoro's New Clothes. Food industires would be buying cars, gas and music. NowI bet you're wondering why I don't just wake up a few minutes before I have to go. VisitMy Modern Met Media. THANKS FOR COMING! vb.net - How do I find the longest sentence and the average sentence You see, most people, they don't like reading or writing. People need to make the time to waste time. My groupwellwe either went hysterical or crazy, I can't decide which. If I had 500np with me, I'd be at-500. This category only includes cookies that ensures basic functionalities and security features of the website. *Squirell wanders off in search of electrical sockets to sniff* What's that, Hypothetical Reader? HmmmmI suppose I should clarify that the Pikachu game was 3-D and your character was in first person mode(you see through character's eyes). It's yours for only 3 bi-monthly payments of $3.95 ($3,95,000 on days ending in "y")Don't forget, Dum-B-Gon is practically guaranteed! Sodoesn't that make you want to take Kansas' side (I sincerly appologize if you are from Kansas). Sofor the first time in about 5 yearsI wore a dressand something that was complelty white. After all, no one would really care if I quit updating this site. That doesn't make any senseyou can't BE something abstractcan you? > You have blue hari..*gigles* I like hair. You're great tradition is being carried out here, on the second most pointless site ever! They add random minerals to our water to make it taste better, and then advertise it as pure! The whole meal thing was about the only interesting thing to happen during the week. What's really fun is to translate an English saying, like out of sight, out of mind. And I'm willing to enlighten you, the potentially you-know-what reader. Which means that there are an infinite number of worlds with humanoid life. And I sugest that we build the rocket so that we can go to the Official Flaming Chickens Lunar Colony so that we can laugh at the stupid earthlings who are blowing up because they didn't listen to us when we tried to warn them about the impending doom! G. (f(t)) d(t) = - Here is the same long equation with a single equation number. Or maybe not. Surely you have heard of her? Remember, e-mail psopc@flaming-chickens.com the much needed suppliesif that is possible. Wellthat just makes me filled with gooey happiness. I was very proud of her, just as you would be proud of a two-year-old who has just announced: "I WENT POO-POO ON THE POTTY!!!!!" All of Faulkners modernist contemporaries, including of course Joyce, Wolff, and Beckett, mastered the use of run-ons, to different effect. What values, you say? What, is there a giant sign saying, "DEAD END"? Which would be boring. For that theory to work, I'd have to be psychicor in possesion of a freaky time-traveling computer. You knowI enjoy having these conversations with you. I then copied and pasted the German and put it in the text box. But I probably will eventually get around to having a seperate page just for the FLAMING CHICKEN HANDBOOK. I chanced to have an interview with an informant from this evil generation (my little sister) who will be called Mrs. X for security reasons (no, she's not married, the "Mrs" makes it good as a disguise) I was quizing Mrs. X on Civil War History for an upcoming test in her classroom (whose location can not be devulged) Mrs. X seemed fluent in the subject. I think this is so cool that he spent this time on it but who would really read this all, omg i have to read this about a week and im done and i just want to say this have made my day, i have wrote a story which has 12083 words in it. They particularly liked how I said that she went back and ran over it 11 more times. After standing around a lotthe ceremony started. Jonathan Coes The Rotters Clubends with a 33-page long whopper with 13,955 words in it. Now I'm back. Although, as I said, there's no way to prove me wrong OR right. A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K! Number Five: I could have read more books, played more video games and watched more mindless television. That's why it's here, and not some critically acclaimed site. Or CRAP, for short. Stock up now with our Valu-Pak to recieve 3-metric tons of Ketchup, all for the low, low price of your brain, since you're obviously not using it anyway. And, you have to remember that because infinity is infinite, you can divide it an infinite number of times. It makes sense, though. But the point is, if I were, say, freakily allergic to a random mineral, I could read the ingredients and not eat the salt. Reading requires perseverance, but once you get into the flow, its like dipping into Faulkners stream of consciousness. I don't care if I'd get home only an hour or so before I normaly do. Yes, that's right. He may have had no intention of inspiring postmodern fiction, but one of its best-known novelists, Barth, only found his voice by first writing a heavily Faulknerian marsh-opera. Many hundreds of experimental writers have had almost identical experiences trying to exorcise the Oxford, Mississippi modernists voice from their prose. I usually have less than 30 minutes. Thank you for sending me this email. The universe is EVERYTHING, how can it end? I wrote about furby, and how it was fun to watch it die. Maybe I should use spell-check. Purposly damaging the skin so you can look "attractive". Would it be cheating to fill it out again? Or have I been doing that too much lately? But I must. There was a sample essay online. You haven't been paying attention have you? Anyway, I just finished rereading my longest text ever. I should make bumber stickers saying that. Another thing that bothers me is organ grinders. Did it make more sense that this text? And so the week went by. If that's not a vast conspiracy, then nothing on this Earth is. But somewhere, it exists. Open Culture scours the web for the best educational media. Oh, yeah! I have to wonderwhy would Kodak do such a thing. Anyway, I still don't think that anyone is actually coming here. The longest sentence in the world is currently being served by Charles Scott Robinson, who is serving a sentence of life without parole in the United States. And then people will start reading. i wandered around for 20 minutes looking for a cell phone. Remember to send your answers to my sanity quiz to the e-mail account, flamingchickens333@hotmail.com Oh, and once I refer to myself in the first person again, the handbook quote is over. Number Seven: I could drive people crazy. Sure, my TEACHER said that was because I was doing the problems wrong, but once I'm the Ruler of the Laws of Nature, I'll change the problems so that I'm right! I'm back. Yeah, I know, regular schedule schools do that. It would make no sense. And because she was the head fasion bimbo, everyone agreed that the look was definitly "in". [Copy and paste OK! Example sentence] How to write a "Reply" email? I have readers. I confirmed that the Union was Northern and Free, and that the Confederacy was Southern and Slave. Longest math equation copy paste - Math Textbook Good for it. Here, see if you can find the super-secret message! You know the one. Yeah, this doesn't mean anything to you. Fire is good. And I feel weird! I felt more fufilled when this site was a barren wastland of useless space. I bet you were just breathless in anticipation. I love it! longest text ever (most deleted bc max 40000 letters) - reddit I see. MY SPINE IS SQUISHY! We have halloween and christmas pictures on the NeoPics link. Hmmmmintersting. In you, I found love, a friend, a companion, a mother, a role model, a perfect human, in short, you're my total package. I'm back! Maybe. Hey, by the way. Thank you Squirell. That meant only one corse of action for them. I can even see the Official Flaming Chicken Rocket. And then go door to door distributing it. | 14.35 KB, We use cookies for various purposes including analytics. Especially that duct tape. It was fun. I, being weird, am pretty much immune to such expectations. *sigh* My dogs are just weird. On the way home, we had gotten approximatly 4 hours into the trip when my mother predicatably decided that we had to go back and eat at the 50th aniversary of her favorite ice cream place. 51 min ago Because nature supposidly abhors a paradox. I think. OF FREAKIN' COURSE IT WAS FREE! Or maybe I'll go make a frozen pizza. She even got her sister and mother in the spirt of things. I learned this from my calculator. OrI could just continue to write about finding a topic. I've done what I've set out to accomplish. I must defeat the sister site of the Longest Text Ever! 0 . Then you'll see these cute little "days-of-the-week" earrings at the mall, and you'll just have to get a few sets, just in case you lose some. Why am I writing? How do you know I even exist? No? It'd be like when you go to the bottom of the ocean, only with gravity instead of pressure*shudders* Pressure is evil, too. Fire is my frienduntil it burns me. It's more like techno talk about arrays and how much I suck and whether or not the Braves will win this year. Hits all right. Ooooooooooooo! In return companies would make a profit, pay their workers better. How did Faulkner pull it off? is a question many a fledgling writer has asked themselves while struggling through a period of apprenticeship like that novelist John Barth describes in his 1999 talk My Faulkner. Barthreorchestrated his literary heroes, he says, in search of my writerly selfdownloading my innumerable predecessors as only an insatiable green apprentice can. Surely a great many writers can relate when Barth says, it was Faulkner at his most involuted and incantatory who most enchanted me. For many a writer, the Faulknerian sentence is an irresistible labyrinth. I gives you imaginary IOU'shereyours. they were special wings. Isnt' that nice? I'm like the little engine that could. (Believe me, though, you never want to see me driveI get easily distracted by clouds and signs saying FREE KITTIES!kitties are hugablebut if you hug themthey'll scratch your eyes outso then you have to hiss at them and establish dominencebut kitties don't like thateven though dogs dobut kitties are obviously not dogseven though they are fuzzy.) Confusing, huh? Anyway, only watch wal-mart if you WANT to be subliminaly entertained into purchasing a new set of TUPERWARE, even though your old set is PERFECTLY fine. Wellany wayseeya! Which means that it doesn't matter if you understand anything I say. We got there, we ate. This is actually my third attempt at doing this. *giggling* It's very, very late at nite. Grapes are used to make jelly, jam, juice and raisins. Longest Word in English (189,819 Letters) - Pastebin.com Get the best cultural and educational resources delivered to your inbox. In other words, they take all that extra "stuff" out to make it pure. If you want neat, go to some other site(though, as mentioned in Flaming Chickens Code:472 there is no such thing as a site better than this one). why must everyone always rhyme, why Im a poet and dont I know it? Ormaybe it's the feather off of the cartoon owl from the tootsie-roll pop comercials (onetwothree..*crunch*). Because there are an infinite number of people on either side of the spectrum. The end is not here. Here are 65 examples of long sentences ranging from the relatively brief 96 words to one of the longest sentences at 2,156 words. I think. I'm going, you're on you're own! Before we knew it, we were on the road. Seeya. TWEET. Making me(The Patron Saint of Paperclips) the Ruler of the Laws of Nature! BRINGING $#$$# KIDS IN A BAR!? The Blah Story by Nigel Tomm contains the longest known sentence in the English language. But, it ended up making more sense than I anticipated (scary thought, huh). Noone can do everything, so how can you expect a SIGN, with the I.Q. Speaking of virtual pets, I'm revamping the ones on this site. Does the commercial take that into account? The following is an extremely weird poem-thingy that I wrote when I was in a relatively weird mood: never mind that noise my dear can anyone pass the cheese only if you say pretty please oh, boy do I have to sneeze. Every single person you know could just be figments of your imagination, you could even be in a crazy house! Uhdon't think soNumber Four: I could have learned to drive. But studying the way that Faulkner wrote when he turned to the subjects he knew best provides an object lesson on how powerful a literary resource intimacy can be. We become indebted to. I've decided to imortalize the stupidity of my dog, Moose. And now, a word from our non-existant sponsor. and " You think Jenny's weird? Naturally, I had many mixed feelings, primarily disgust, as I have not voluntarily eaten a Cheez-It in quite some time. Humor the crazy person, okay? Jesus Christ is my lord and savior.You guys probably think that that is the worlds longest sentence, but it's not,because I just keep on adding commas, and it's pretty easy, if you think about it, so anyway there is this girl at school and she's my friend, and all but she's turning . Before she could start listing all of America's enemies, I gave her a hint. Pretty cool, huh? But you'd never prove it was infinite. (Think of the fake-looking Star Trek aliens). This page won't get a single hit, unless I bribe peoplenow that has possibilities. Today I added an update page, which is basically a less chaotic, outlined version of this without all the ranting. Wow. its dark and I want to go home is where the heart was where is it now? :) Seeya! well never know but oh crap its starting to snow and its time to show and tell about the well that you found last summer at camp when it was damp it was near the ramp oh god why must this be I liked that tree but now its gone, farewell so long Ill miss you as long as you write but then Im afraid to say good-night. But never senile. Gambling is so much fun! Long sentences - Plain English Campaign Did you know, that Kodak was part of the conspiracy to assasinate John F. Kennedy. The number of characters in the longest word is also shown. The sentence ends up with a 3,609,750-letter . Please read our disclosure for more info. It's strange. -actual aids. What do you think, Hypothetical Reader? As long as I'm happy, right. This would lead to a better, more stable economy. (Next Commercial) Get ready fo: Faux's new "reality" TV show, "How Low Can We Go?" Called the Boolean Pythagorean Triples problem, it was Solve Now. The very next day, she decided that we were going north, after all. I'm back. I probably won't later. ", or "Wow, I never knew that!" Today my frazzled-brain produced something that is decidedly Jenny (that's my more or less "real" name). Between her bickering with my sister, and obsessivly playing neopets games, I don't know what to do with her. It only takes me a few minutes to get ready, then I can go back to bed. Any way, I'm leaving to eat some Cheessy goodness! Outside your body. Of course, if everything is realthen the Universe is pretty contradictory. A lot has happened. Now, correct me if I'm wrongbut Iraq? My sister. The World's Longest Sentence - Worlds Best Story If you have something better to do, why wouldn't you be doing it right now? I'm back. By the time the smoke dector goes off, the fire has drowned it out to no more than an annoying buzz. Someone did something incredbly stupid, but because they were powerful, everone acted like it was a stroke of genius. It tooked about envelooping (enveloping) cracked nuts and parables. The possibilities are literally endless. I was almost completly covered in (fake) bloodit was sticky toward the end. I tell people I know about this site, but they either ignore this page, or don't even bother coming to the site in the first place. My definition of fasion includes clothes, shoes, jewelery and all things of that nature. Do you know I never even had a computer untill just a few months ago (that's why I'm obsessivly writing here) So I won't pity you if you're computer dies for unexpected reasons.

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